The Life and Times of Me, Myself, and I

Well, I had my first anxiety attack in months today. So, I guess that’s not good.


The Donk ruined my entire fucking life. It has directly and indirectly caused so many fucking problems in my life that I don’t even want to fucking march again.


You know what’s stressful?

Having to pick between eating or having the gas to go to class.


story time

spacechords:

paranoid-android92:

a-cadet:

today in my voice class our professor was lecturing on the anatomy of breathing and when she went on to say that you could technically function with only one lung 

the first

natural 

thought

in my mind

was

tOURFEESICANSELLALUNGHOWMANYPLANETICKETSISTHAT???”

oh

a guy on our cymbal line only had one lung this summer.

woah

I only have one kidney.


rolltidedci:

I love these people. :) I wouldn’t want to go on this big adventure with anyone else.
vernondaviscrying:

I’m going to have a seizure


What… I have never slept with my cousin.

Have you ever wanted to talk to someone so badly but you have no means of communicating with them in a non awkward fashion?


ipartysober:

no more america related drum corps shows pls

Well… Someone hates the Troopers who are America’s corps; therefore, by extension, you hate America. Communist.

(Source: officialsweg)


you should totally drop that towel

modern-requiem:

Ok fine gimme a second

STAHP! I saw enough naked Zach Mackey this summer.


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